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Jokes SMS

Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?
Student: shaadi.
Miss: mera matlab hai kya bano gey?
Student: dulha.
Miss: i mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey?
Student: dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT mera matlab hai barey ho k ammi abbu k liye kya karo gey?
Student: bahu laun ga.
Miss: stupid tumarey papa tum sey kya chahtey hain?
Student: pota.
Miss: Abey bhotni k teri zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: shaadi...